Collective Info


System Names:
Everlight, Everlight Forest, Parable System
Singletsona Names:
Michael, Ted, Charlie, River, Andy, Green/Agent Green
(probably just call us whatever you know us as, but you can switch it up once in a while!)Pronouns:
ae/he/they/🍰
(also here's our pronouns.page)
Misc. System Info:Our PluralKit tag is [🍰🗡️🪨]We're fictive heavy, and have a lot of members! We tend to form new members often in times of stress.


DO NOT FOLLOW OR INTERACT WITH US IF YOU ARE UNDER 13. We will block you. Just wait until you turn 13.We don't participate in discourse/syscourse. Just be respectful towards us + our friends.(Individual members might have DNIs for their own blogs, please respect those!)We aren't against these things, but are uncomfortable with blogs primarily about these things interacting:• NSFW content
• Kinning
• M*A*S*H
• Rhythm games
• Celeste

Main Fronters

(or people you might meet/hear about)


📜 Michael
• he/they/law
• Host
• Appreciator of sitcoms
• Ryan <3
👑 Ryan Krinios
• h3/any/check carrd
• Co-host
• surprisingly good at basketball, for a guy with no depth perception
• Michael <3
individual carrd (possible eyestrain warning)
⚠️ Noah
• he/⚠️
• Gatekeeper
• literally always near front. tired. i love my system but man, they're exhausting sometimes
• married to Jeff
🎲 Jeff
• he/they
• Protector
• six seasons and a movie (finally)
• married to Noah
Ted Lasso
• he/any
• Anxiety holder/optimist/co-host
• Why do basketball players like cookies so much? Because they can dunk them!
🎯 Pete
• he/ghost/dirt/🌱/🌲/ask
• pronouns guy (i promise i'll update the pronoun list carrd eventually!)
🪓 Jason/Big Crime
• it/crime/he
• Protector
• Cooler than Michael <3 also just listed here because i don't want to be left out. i don't actually front that much
☁️ Jonah
• he/they
• Taskdoer (work)
• Has probably baked hundreds of cookies
🐻 Carmy
• he/him
• Taskdoer (work)/emotion holder
• The shrimp that fried that rice
🗝️ River
• he/him
• Emotion holder
• Rivering absolute Cartwright. or whatever
🌼 Catherine
• she/:-)/fae
• Caretaker
• Maybe that's what it's all about / we keep fixing what we know is only bound to break (Theseus, The Oh Hellos)
❄️ Cassius/J.K. Coe
• he/it/check carrd
• ???
• snow and ice enjoyer
Individual Carrd


Click here to see a list of more members!

Interests


Main
(Italics are things we might only be temporarily obsessed with)
• Sitcoms/comedy shows (they're our special interest!)
• Slow Horses/Slough House
• Schurverse (Parks and Rec, The Good Place, etc.)
• Upload
• Community
• Ted Lasso
• Mythic Quest
• The Rural Alberta Advantage
Loathing games (Shadows Over Loathing especially)
Less Main
(Right now, anyways)
• Commentary YouTubers (Danny + Drew + Kurtis, Sad Boyz, Chad Chad, Swell Entertainment, Scott Cramer, etc.)
• Superstore
• Master of None
• The Office
• iZombie
• The Truman Show
• Knives Out/Glass Onion
• The LEGO Movie
• Arrested Development
Tons of sitcoms that we won't list here, because it's a lot. Ask us, though!
We're also interested in philosophy, literature, and film/media studies!

Links


⚠️ This section is under construction! ⚠️Plurality:
What is a system?