Parable-Everlight Cake Boss Champions
Alt Carrd (different theme/dark mode)
(also, it just looks nice!)
Collective Info
System Names:
Everlight, Parable, Everlight Forest, Parable System, Parable-Everlight Cake Boss Champions, Cake SystemSingletsona Names:
Michael, Ted, Charlie, River, Andy, Green/Agent Green(probably just call us whatever you know us as, but you can switch it up once in a while!)Pronouns:
ae/he/they/🍰
(also here's our pronouns.page)Misc. System Info:Our PluralKit tag is [🍰🗡️🪨]We're mixed origin, fictive heavy, and have a lot of members! We tend to form new members often in times of stress (so... basically all the time)
DO NOT FOLLOW OR INTERACT WITH US IF YOU ARE UNDER 13. We will block you. Just wait until you turn 13.We're pro endogenic systems, neopronouns, MOGAI, and generally we're an inclusionist.We don't support transid (transrace, transage, transabled, etc.), MAPs, or the idea of sending death threats/harrassment to anyone.We don't have a stance on ship/fanfic discourse.Anything we haven't listed here, we probably either forgot, aren't educated on, and/or don't care/don't think is relevant here. If you're worried about anything, feel free to DM us/send an ask for clarification!
Main Fronters
(or people you might meet/hear about)
📜 Michael
• he/they/law
• Host
• Appreciator of sitcoms
• Ryan <3👑 Ryan Krinios
• h3/any/check carrd
• Co-host
• surprisingly good at basketball, for a guy with no depth perception
• Michael <3
• individual carrd (possible eyestrain warning)⚠️ Noah
• he/⚠️
• Gatekeeper
• literally always near front. tired. i love my system but man, they're exhausting sometimes
• married to Jeff🎲 Jeff
• he/they
• Protector
• six seasons and a movie (finally)
• married to Noah⚽ Ted Lasso
• he/any
• Anxiety holder/optimist/co-host
• Why do basketball players like cookies so much? Because they can dunk them!🎯 Pete
• he/ghost/dirt/🌱/🌲/ask
• pronouns guy (i promise i'll update the pronoun list carrd eventually!)🪓 Jason/Big Crime
• it/crime/he
• Protector
• Cooler than Michael <3 also just listed here because i don't want to be left out. i don't actually front that much☁️ Jonah
• he/they
• Taskdoer (work)
• Has probably baked hundreds of cookies🐻 Carmy
• he/him
• Taskdoer (work)/emotion holder
• The shrimp that fried that rice🗝️ River
• he/him
• Emotion holder
• Rivering absolute Cartwright. or whatever🌼 Catherine
• she/:-)/fae
• Caretaker
• Maybe that's what it's all about / we keep fixing what we know is only bound to break (Theseus, The Oh Hellos)❄️ Cassius/J.K. Coe
• he/it/check carrd
• ???
• snow and ice enjoyer
• Individual Carrd
Click here to see a list of more members!
Interests
Main
(Italics are things we might only be temporarily obsessed with)• Sitcoms/comedy shows (they're our special interest!)
• Slow Horses/Slough House
• Schurverse (Parks and Rec, The Good Place, etc.)
• Upload
• Community
• Ted Lasso
• Mythic Quest
• The Rural Alberta Advantage
• Loathing games (Shadows Over Loathing especially)Less Main
(Right now, anyways)• Commentary YouTubers (Danny + Drew + Kurtis, Sad Boyz, Chad Chad, Swell Entertainment, Scott Cramer, etc.)
• Superstore
• Master of None
• The Office
• iZombie
• The Truman Show
• Knives Out/Glass Onion
• The LEGO Movie
• Arrested Development
• Tons of sitcoms that we won't list here, because it's a lot. Ask us, though!We're also interested in philosophy, literature, and film/media studies!